So many women are unmarried, not because they can’t find the right man, but because they can’t find a man that is rich and at the same time stupid enough to pay for the wedding they and their family are too poor to afford, yet want to have. They want a grand traditional wedding, then a royal white wedding, a talk of the town reception and finally, a society court registry to finish it. Ask them their contribution, and they will say, ‘Are you not the one that wants to marry me?’. How can you open your eyes and marry such a liability? Someone who is likely not even a virgin! It matters not to them that Mark Zuckerberg, that is wealthier than their entire generation, had a simple wedding. Marry that girl and prepare for premium billing from her and her useless family.

Reno Omokri